Things Katy Perry Kissed and DIDN’T Like

An Ant.

A velvet painting of Verne Troyer

A bookmark left in an original 1752 printing of Jean-Jacques Rousseau’s “The Social Contract”

An envelope containing Russell Brand’s wishes as a 12 year old boy

Most of the Vancouver Canucks (exception, Roberto Luongo)

Sea-Dog matches

Charlie Sheen’s cousin

A Mrs. Doubtfire Celebrity Impersonator

An iPhone App called “I Kissed Morgan Freeman”

Her ass good-bye