Things Bobby McFerrin SHOULD Be Worried About

[Inspired by the 99p Challenge]

Not having another hit

The hiccups

A sober David Hasselhoff suggesting an album of Duets

That Green Day will show up at his house and unfurl a banner that reads “Disquieted”

If he stows away on a CN freight train picking up empty containers in Memphis, that there is a very real chance there could be a derailment outside Prince George, BC

The airbags system in a Smart Car

Why no one hums anymore

How the number of friends he has on Facebook seem to be leaving him and befriending prop comedian, Gallagher.

Kung Fu Panties

Skittle Shortage