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  • Berlin (of course) A well-deserved foot rub The waters 5 Perth His Team Canada Oympic Hoodie back to Zellers (wrong size) A moment for some “Me” time. Any opportunity he can to yell “Hey sugar! That’s too much gravy.” Me back “It” like a man.

    Things Leonard Cohen Will Take AFTER Manhattan

    Berlin (of course) A well-deserved foot rub The waters 5 Perth His Team Canada Oympic Hoodie back to Zellers (wrong size) A moment for some “Me” time. Any opportunity he can to yell “Hey sugar! That’s too much gravy.” Me back “It” like a man.

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  • Led Zeppelin IV Money (Center justified on the front cover with “For the Rest of Our Lives” right justified on the back) Spectrum Tire & Auto The Cosby Show Extemporize Freely Mark Chive of the Dune Rumpy Pumpy K-Tel’s Here Come the 70’s! Yes Sir, I Can Boogie Roger Waters: […]

    Alternate Titles for Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon”

    Led Zeppelin IV Money (Center justified on the front cover with “For the Rest of Our Lives” right justified on the back) Spectrum Tire & Auto The Cosby Show Extemporize Freely Mark Chive of the Dune Rumpy Pumpy K-Tel’s Here Come the 70’s! Yes Sir, I Can Boogie Roger Waters: […]

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  • Anson Williams’ financially disastrous “Fonzie” scheme. A need to end a sentence with a preposition. A small pothole outside Wichita created by the work truck of the “lineman” (who inspired the Glen Campbell song) after said “lineman” was installing a phone for a Mrs. Mildred Hardy, who became so taken […]

    Things Johnny Cash ALSO Fell Into.

    Anson Williams’ financially disastrous “Fonzie” scheme. A need to end a sentence with a preposition. A small pothole outside Wichita created by the work truck of the “lineman” (who inspired the Glen Campbell song) after said “lineman” was installing a phone for a Mrs. Mildred Hardy, who became so taken […]

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  • The funnyman wants his Twitter followers to come up with the Worst Movie Titles. Here are my offerings. Magnum Pie Toy Documentary Straw Was The Musings of Rumduddy 3: The Mitten of Warmth “Never” Say Stop? The David Hasselhoff Concert Film – In 3-D Get Me Another Juicebox 9/11 Adoption […]

    Norm MacDonald’s Twitter Challenge

    The funnyman wants his Twitter followers to come up with the Worst Movie Titles. Here are my offerings. Magnum Pie Toy Documentary Straw Was The Musings of Rumduddy 3: The Mitten of Warmth “Never” Say Stop? The David Hasselhoff Concert Film – In 3-D Get Me Another Juicebox 9/11 Adoption […]

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  • Part of me is loath to write to this article, which is precisely why I should, I suppose. This article is about Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber and Charlie Sheen.  One of these things, just doesn’t belong here, as Bob from Sesame Street might have sung once. Let me deal with […]

    Art Irritates Life

    Part of me is loath to write to this article, which is precisely why I should, I suppose. This article is about Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber and Charlie Sheen.  One of these things, just doesn’t belong here, as Bob from Sesame Street might have sung once. Let me deal with […]

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