Places Where Garth Brooks DOESN’T Have Any Friends


The Canadian Chocolate Bar Association

Central Park Anti-Littering League

Winnie The Pooh Fans for Quayle

Christmas Island

Hedonism 4

The Playboy Shed, out back of the Mansion, where the more mechanically inclined Bunnies secretly repair Hef’s fleet of Buick LaSabres.

The apartment belonging to Larry Dallas, Jack Tripper’s upstairs buddy on “Three’s Company.”

Geneva, Switzerland

In the Fortress that Sting is building.

At Margaret Atwood’s summer cottage.

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