Archive for May, 2011

  • Green was Winston Durdle’s least favourite colour and today he was forced to wear it. It was School Pictures Day and the only clothes his mother set out for him to wear were the ones he received last Christmas from Aunt Trefina who – without fail, forethought or consideration – […]

    School Pictures Day

    Green was Winston Durdle’s least favourite colour and today he was forced to wear it. It was School Pictures Day and the only clothes his mother set out for him to wear were the ones he received last Christmas from Aunt Trefina who – without fail, forethought or consideration – […]

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  • All in the Family was an American television institution for 146 years and resulted in the most spin-off shows in television history.  If you’re keeping score, they were: Maude, Gloria, The Jeffersons, Good Times, Archie Bunker’s Place, 704 Hauser and Checking In. But in a land of ideas as fertile as […]

    Rejected Spin-offs from “All In The Family”

    All in the Family was an American television institution for 146 years and resulted in the most spin-off shows in television history.  If you’re keeping score, they were: Maude, Gloria, The Jeffersons, Good Times, Archie Bunker’s Place, 704 Hauser and Checking In. But in a land of ideas as fertile as […]

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  • February 30, 2011 To Whom It May Concern or Unease; Please accept this Letter of Recommendation for (Insert Name Here). Over the course of the last (__) months, she has provided a reasonable level of girlfriend services and companionship.  Many of these duties she has completed with reserve, humility and, […]

    Reference Letter for Ex-Girlfriend (Any)

    February 30, 2011 To Whom It May Concern or Unease; Please accept this Letter of Recommendation for (Insert Name Here). Over the course of the last (__) months, she has provided a reasonable level of girlfriend services and companionship.  Many of these duties she has completed with reserve, humility and, […]

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  • CULVER CITY, CA – “Sex and the City” author Candace Bushnell has long been rumoured to be joining an aging science fiction franchise, however, a leaked segment of the screenplay for “Star Trek 2” appears to point in her direction.  The move by Paramount is an attempt to bring a fresh approach […]

    Candace Bushnell comes on as new “Star Trek 2” scribe

    CULVER CITY, CA – “Sex and the City” author Candace Bushnell has long been rumoured to be joining an aging science fiction franchise, however, a leaked segment of the screenplay for “Star Trek 2” appears to point in her direction.  The move by Paramount is an attempt to bring a fresh approach […]

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  • Berlin (of course) A well-deserved foot rub The waters 5 Perth His Team Canada Oympic Hoodie back to Zellers (wrong size) A moment for some “Me” time. Any opportunity he can to yell “Hey sugar! That’s too much gravy.” Me back “It” like a man.

    Things Leonard Cohen Will Take AFTER Manhattan

    Berlin (of course) A well-deserved foot rub The waters 5 Perth His Team Canada Oympic Hoodie back to Zellers (wrong size) A moment for some “Me” time. Any opportunity he can to yell “Hey sugar! That’s too much gravy.” Me back “It” like a man.

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  • Led Zeppelin IV Money (Center justified on the front cover with “For the Rest of Our Lives” right justified on the back) Spectrum Tire & Auto The Cosby Show Extemporize Freely Mark Chive of the Dune Rumpy Pumpy K-Tel’s Here Come the 70’s! Yes Sir, I Can Boogie Roger Waters: […]

    Alternate Titles for Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon”

    Led Zeppelin IV Money (Center justified on the front cover with “For the Rest of Our Lives” right justified on the back) Spectrum Tire & Auto The Cosby Show Extemporize Freely Mark Chive of the Dune Rumpy Pumpy K-Tel’s Here Come the 70’s! Yes Sir, I Can Boogie Roger Waters: […]

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  • Anson Williams’ financially disastrous “Fonzie” scheme. A need to end a sentence with a preposition. A small pothole outside Wichita created by the work truck of the “lineman” (who inspired the Glen Campbell song) after said “lineman” was installing a phone for a Mrs. Mildred Hardy, who became so taken […]

    Things Johnny Cash ALSO Fell Into.

    Anson Williams’ financially disastrous “Fonzie” scheme. A need to end a sentence with a preposition. A small pothole outside Wichita created by the work truck of the “lineman” (who inspired the Glen Campbell song) after said “lineman” was installing a phone for a Mrs. Mildred Hardy, who became so taken […]

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  • The Cars and Blondie both have new albums out, their respective first releases in years.  No word on if this will result in a revival of the Cassette format, but if vinyl can get new consideration, anything is possible.  Personally, I draw the line at 8-Tracks. A few other records […]

    Well, if THEY are back…

    The Cars and Blondie both have new albums out, their respective first releases in years.  No word on if this will result in a revival of the Cassette format, but if vinyl can get new consideration, anything is possible.  Personally, I draw the line at 8-Tracks. A few other records […]

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  • neiltyson Neil deGrasse Tyson Two American goals that took a decade, and more than $100 billion to achieve: 1) Walk on the Moon 2) Find Bin Laden TheThomason Sean Thomason Obama: “Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?” Drops mic, walks away. MMFlint Michael Moore STUPID [Bush] pursues 2 reckless wars, let’s OBL […]

    Just a handful of comments from the night bin Laden announced dead.

    neiltyson Neil deGrasse Tyson Two American goals that took a decade, and more than $100 billion to achieve: 1) Walk on the Moon 2) Find Bin Laden TheThomason Sean Thomason Obama: “Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?” Drops mic, walks away. MMFlint Michael Moore STUPID [Bush] pursues 2 reckless wars, let’s OBL […]

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